well, there's plenty more beard concealed by the phone ... unfair to judge without seeing that, I think... --JC
Basically, I spent my entire senior year of high school wearing John's shirt (as cribbed from my dad's closet). There is photographic evidence of this, but I am not up to unearthing it from its basement storehouse at this time. Also I had crazy giant purple plastic-framed glasses. That is all.
in the small version of the pic, i missed the pipe on first glance, and i definitely couldn't tell the phone was rotary.