A pickle walks into a bar and sits down next to a whale. The whale turns to the pickle and says, [insert whale sounds here].Down at the other end of the bar, a guy gestures toward the pickle and the whale, and says to the bartender, "I'll have whatever they're having."
Pickle says "Real fucking original, asshole!"Pickle says "You forgot that I'm also a euphemism for penis!"Pickle weeps quietly to himself, because his grandmother just died.
Awwwww. Whenever some lame guy on the street tells me to smile, I think, "For all you know my grandmother just died [or other tragedy], asshole."
maybe u should be more positive