Thursday, January 27, 2011

Little joke

Pickle walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Why the sour expression?"

Pickle opens fire, kills 7 including the bartender.


  1. A pickle walks into a bar and sits down next to a whale. The whale turns to the pickle and says, [insert whale sounds here].

    Down at the other end of the bar, a guy gestures toward the pickle and the whale, and says to the bartender, "I'll have whatever they're having."

  2. Pickle says "Real fucking original, asshole!"

    Pickle says "You forgot that I'm also a euphemism for penis!"

    Pickle weeps quietly to himself, because his grandmother just died.

  3. Awwwww. Whenever some lame guy on the street tells me to smile, I think, "For all you know my grandmother just died [or other tragedy], asshole."