A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says, "That looks painful. Does it hurt?" The pirate says, "Arrrggh, it's driving me nuts."Isn't that cute? You have to do the pirate voice, obvs.
Here's one I made up. (SPOILER ALERT: blasphemy, etc.)
Q: How come nobody knew Jesus was gay?Probably I am not the first to think of that joke.
A: Because he had a beard.
Making up jokes is one of my favorite car games. It's best to focus on a certain genre, e.g., anatomy puns or hinky-pinkies, which are riddles with rhyming answers like "sultry poultry" (fill in your own question). Lately John and I have been focusing on pickle jokes.
Q: Why didn't the pickle succeed in any one area?Please leave your favorite pickle/pirate/Jesus jokes in the comments.
A: He was just a dill-ettante.
Q: Which pop star do pickles love most?
A: Britney Spears.