Q: What's Emily Dickinson's favorite reindeer?
Q: What's her favorite dwarf?
I know you're here, what's your last name!
And anti-jokes (maybe these are all anti-jokes):
Q: Why did Jane Eyre cross the road?
A: I don't know, I haven't read it.
Q: What did Emily Dickinson say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Do you have any Tofu Pups?
Truly tasteless literary jokes:
Q: Why did Sylvia Plath kill herself?
A: To get to the other side.