Thursday, December 15, 2011

Kitten jokes


What was the kitten's favorite movie?
Apocalypse Meow (big Coppola fan)

What's the kitten's favorite candy?
Meow & Laters -- the grape kind

What kind of ailment befell the kitten?
A cute rhinitis

What was the kitten's best subject in school?
Fuzzy math

What's the kitten's favorite 80s song?
Careless Whisker

3 comments:

  1. What was the kitten's favorite treaty?
    The Louisiana Purrchase

    What was the kitten's favorite detective story?
    The Purrloined Letter.

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  2. Why didn't the kitten make it to the next round of the singing competition?

    She lacked that "meow factor."

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