Who is it: James Spader in Pretty in Pink?
Or Jeff Bridges in Against All Odds?
Tough call, but given the option I think I'd want to bone James Spader but marry Jeff Bridges. Which is interesting, because Bridges is objectively hotter (the bod!), he just lacks that true asshole edge.
This is as good a time as any to tell you all how much I love the theme song from Against All Odds. Seriously, I could listen to this all day: